Students give scoring system the gong at Housy Gong Show

FALLS VILLAGE — Only two acts were stopped short this year by the thundering crash of the gong  at Housatonic Valley Regional High School last Friday.

The first of those could have been called Usurpation, because the entire act was two freshmen boys taking the seats of the actual performers and beating up anyone who tried to come near them.

The second featured Jonny Habacker reading the phone numbers of past lovers who have spurned him.

Host Sam McGarrity started the show out with a cover of “The Fool Who Ripped His Pants,â€� a song by cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. The audience warmed right up to McGarrity  and his eloquent onstage humor.

Overall the show was very entertaining but a bit short. There were only 11 acts and the audience seemed a bit disappointed; they even called for more impromptu acts but their request was not fulfilled.

Eight of the acts featured performers pulled from other acts, which made it seem more like a variety show and not a true display of the school’s talent.

The first-place prize went to Jacob Johannesen, who impressed the judges with his arsenal of fast-paced rap verse. His entire performance was improvised to a backbeat provided by a drum machine and Habacker on the djembe (an African drum).

Chris Lynch stepped in to relieve Johannesen after a particularly intense verse.

There were some scoring issues. A three-way tie occurred for second place; the audience was asked to cheer for the group they wanted to win. The audience was only given two options however; Lynch’s guitar rendition of John Mayer’s “Gravity� was not voted upon.

For second place, a reprise of “The Fool Who Ripped His Pants� won overwhelmingly against Courtney White and Jaime Nightingale, who performed “See You Again,� by Miley Cyrus.

Some participants and audience members felt the other two acts should have tied for third place, with an audience vote to break the tie.

However, third place was awarded to Sam McGarrity and Gabe Napoleon for their impressions of Housy teachers.

Lynch’s rendition of “Gravity,� won nothing, although some felt it should have.

— Nick Sosin

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