The Eptitude Bowl

Recently, the 1-7 New York Jets stood in against the 2-7 New York Giants in, of course, New Jersey. Both teams are suffering through a season of utter ineptitude, so their meeting was naturally entitled, by me, THE EPTITUDE BOWL.

The suspense was enormous as the two teams battled to see who had more eptness. Indeed the game was closely contested, and it was much more ept and entertaining than one would have guessed.

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