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The jalapeño of life

If variety is the spice of life, then competition should be its jalapeño pepper; and there is no better competition than an historic, geographic and downright dirty rivalry.

A rivalry is built on both respect and hate. Respect is necessary in that one cannot get really worked up about an enemy that can’t fire back, and there are few things sadder than a once blooming competition that has been lost because one side is now incompetent.

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