Home safety

I just had another narrow escape. While standing outside of the shower stall, I leaned in to retrieve my soap. It was a bit of a stretch, so I reached across to brace myself against the little shelf with the shampoo. Someone had left the shampoo upside down and open, resulting in a super slick coating that offered no grip whatsoever and sent me plummeting into the tub. I managed to catch myself halfway through the fall by smacking the top of my head against the opposite wall and wedging myself there.

We have one of those automatic shower and tub cleaners. I recently hopped out of the shower and hit the activation button. The little beeper began beeping, but it seemed awfully loud. I am happy to report that there are no lasting ill effects from being sprayed directly in the face with shower cleaner.

Our tub enclosure has a frame to support the glass doors. Evidently, for years I have been automatically ducking when exiting the shower or I have recently grown another couple of inches.

And that’s just the shower.

My dog likes to shift his night time sentry/sleeping station periodically. I never seem to learn. All I can say is it is not good economy to try to make your way to the kitchen at night without turning on lights.

If you are a person of the tall persuasion, it is not wise to “bounce� when descending stairs. The opposite part of the stairwell has a metal edging that will help you forget the last few steps.

We have one of those ironing boards that folds up into an enclosure in the wall. It is secured by a little latch. When it is time to iron, just open the access door, undo the little latch and the ironing board swings down into position. However, you need to pay attention when opening the access door. It seems not everybody thinks it is all that important to secure the little latch before closing said door.

In the minor mishap area, more annoying than dangerous, is dropping the garden hose nozzle (pistol grip style) on its handle. Not only does it wet you and that laundry on the line, but it usually sticks in the “on� position, making it a challenge to approach and shut off.

But it’s not all bad news. We learn from our mistakes. A rubber band wrapped around the handle of the little spray hose in the kitchen sink can give the next person to turn on the water quite a surprise. You didn’t hear this from me.

Bill Abrams resides (and tries to stay alive) in Pine Plains.

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