Where No Man Has Gone Before . . .

That Director J.J. Abrams’ “Star Trek� uses the characters from the original television series came as a relief to me, since I never found any of the subsequent spinoffs to be even remotely interesting.

   Not even the one with LeVar Burton with an air filter on his head.

This overly long film (two hours, six minutes) gives the hard-core Trekkie all sorts of useful background on the legendary James T. Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, Scotty, Lieutenant Uhuru and the rest of the gang. Too much, perhaps, for the unindoctrinated viewer, but the faithful will have much to mull over.

So it’s rather cruel of screenwriters Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtsman to inject a complex plot involving time travel and the time/space continuum and all sorts of heavy-duty pop physics into the mix, because now that the deranged Romulan Nero keeps jumping around in time to destroy first Vulcan and then Earth in retaliation for Spock’s failure to save Romulus (that’s the old Spock from the future, not the new Spock from the present, which might actually not happen, depending on what happens next at the box office). . .

So just when the Trekkies think they’ve got a definitive version of the formative events of the Star Trek legend, the evil writers snatch it away again.

And leave us with a decent action flick that happens to be set in space.

We’ve got a giant Romulan space ship with spiky things that jut out everywhere and instead of nice organized, well-lit decks and bays and things like the Enterprise, the Romulans have poorly lit, poorly-arranged grimy platforms loaded with rusty stuff for people to fall off into the infinite abyss around them.

We’ve got Romulans who look like they should be attending a Narcotics Anonymous meeting in Alphabet City, and their patented Super Truth-Inducing Death Beetles (with pincers).

We’ve got a rare Winona Ryder sighting as Amanda, Spock’s human mother and wife of Vulcan Ambassador Sarek.

Also: Green girl in bikini, Uhuru in a short skirt, and Kirk getting beaten up not once but four times.

And an excellent sort of Snow Wolf that chases Kirk, only to be gobbled up by a Red Lobster King Crab Platter monster.

As you might expect, the film is effects-heavy, but not especially effects-driven. The plot trundles along, with the absurdities paved over by the scenery-chewing of Chris Pine’s Kirk.

Simon Pegg, from “Shaun of the Dead,� is excellent as Scotty.

And an extremely crusty Leonard Nimoy does a decent turn as the original Spock.

Trekkies won’t need to be coerced into the theater. Sci-fi and action film fans will probably find “Star Trek� a bit lightweight.

And ordinary citizens could do worse than spend a couple of hours going where no man has gone before.

  “Star Trekâ€� is rated PG-13 for sci-fi action and violence and for brief sexual contact.

  It is playing at the Movie House in Millerton, NY, and at the Cineroms in Winsted and Torrington in Connecticut.

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