President Donald Trump
725 5th Ave
New York, NY 10022
Dear President-elect Trump,
You’ve come a long way without my advice, but ascension to the White House invites listening to what this letter has to say.
During the primary campaign, you said more than once that you had to speak and behave the way you did to get the mass media’s attention. But you also pledged that, once in the White House, you would be “so presidential you [all] will be so bored.”